- falling asleep on the sofa at 3 without drawing the curtains.
- so you’ll wake up when the sun rises cos it’s so goddamn bright.
- then dragging yourself to the bathroom to remove 15 hour old eyeliner and mascara.
- then making coffee for your husband.
- and serving it to him.
- then watching him grimace.
“sayaaaaang, you put salt in my coffee!”